News reached us this afternoon that Cristiano Ronaldo is likely to be moving from rain lashed Manchester to Madrid. He's the latest in a long line of 'Galacticos' to drive their luxury motors into the players car park at Real Madrid.
£80 million pounds? Is ANYTHING worth £80 million? Maybe Kent or Somerset but a PERSON? The world has gone cuckoo.
I won't try to put forward an argument that Ronny isn't a fantastic player with superlative skills.
Unfortunately, his skills,- especially his powerful shot and the ability to hit top pace within 5 strides aren't enough for me.
I just can't stand him.
He has the ability to turn a game, single handedly, with his fleet footed abilities. Why resort to diving and trying to con the referee?
Now, if only we could get rid of Didier Drogba, I would be able to sit through Match Of The Day without wanting to kick the screen.
Cristiano Ronaldo - Casual Rating.
Despite officially being one of the top 3 players on the planet, there's not going to be any tears from me when he leaves.
I'm rating him as a superbly well made, perfectly fitting, limited edition green 'Fila BJ' tracktop. These articles of clothing are legendary and if you have one it really is almost one of a kind.
The Ronaldo version is all of the above with a a great dollop of bird poo running down the shoulder as a metaphor for his flawed character.